1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:04,505 MRS. BASKETS: So, because I am 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,075 going to Denver with my fiancé Ken, 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:10,844 who's having some carpet issues right now, 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:14,215 I'd like to take this opportunity to make 5 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,784 a transfer of power... 6 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,552 from me, Christine Baskets, 7 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,754 to... my Chippy 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,691 as the new CEO 9 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,727 -of Baskets Rodeo. -Hoo, hoo, hoo! 10 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,262 -Thanks, everybody. -But don't worry. 11 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,863 Because I've installed 12 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,865 all these cameras so that 13 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,236 I can keep an eye on things from Denver. 14 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,805 How about that Internet, isn't it crazy? 15 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,640 I've ordered a neti pot that's gonna be 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,942 at my house when I get home. (laughs) 17 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,545 So crazy. Oh, and... 18 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,115 guess what? I got you 19 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:50,118 -some business cards. -Oh, look at that. 20 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,886 -MRS. BASKETS: Yes. -CHIP: Why does it have a wrench on it? 21 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,622 Because you're a hard worker. 22 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,757 Speech. Let's hear some applause. 23 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,626 Speech! Speech! 24 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,828 -Words of wisdom! -Hoo, ho, ho! 25 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,730 CHIP: Thanks, Mom. Okay. Uh, I'd like to thank, 26 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,965 uh, first and foremost, I'd like to thank my mother, 27 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,468 -um, who... -MRS. BASKETS: I've got to go, honey. 28 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,503 I'm going to the airport, but keep it going. 29 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,140 Listen to him, he's got words to say. 30 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,842 EDDIE: Okay, everybody back to work. 31 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:17,478 I had more of a speech. Do you guys want to hear it? 32 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,648 -No, I don't. Do you? -Nah, I'm good. 33 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,450 -No. -Fair enough. 34 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,918 -(birds chirping) -CHIP: Okay. 35 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,020 "You Alive" youth conference. 36 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,457 Where are my notes on tha-- Okay, yeah. So you guys 37 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:32,126 just want to rent the arena for just the one evening, 38 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,961 -correct? -Yes. Yes. 39 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,963 And, uh, you're gonna do a talent show? 40 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,165 -That's right. -In the arena? 41 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,133 Y-You have to see it. It's amazing. 42 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,034 I mean, these-- Some of these kids are so talented. 43 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,503 Some of them are... are awful. 44 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,305 But-but most of them are really, really good. 45 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,374 Okay, great. I just need you to sign... 46 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:48,309 some insurance... 47 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,311 waivers, they're just standard... 48 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,845 insurance waivers. 49 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,681 -"Accidents"? -Yeah. Well, you know, 50 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,683 if there's any... paraphernalia that... 51 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,352 someone gets hit by, like, a crucifix, or... 52 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,889 you know, maybe a Bible fight breaks out. 53 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,491 Oh, yeah. 54 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,125 Yeah. Absolutely. 55 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,127 -Um, here's my business card. -Uh-huh. 56 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,330 In case you need me. 57 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,031 It has my phone number, even with the area code. 58 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,201 Hey, you seem to be really taking kind of 59 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,035 a leadership role with this. 60 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,704 Well, I'm a CEO now. Uh... 61 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,139 -(Daniel chuckles) -Chief... 62 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,642 -E-- Chief E.O. -You know, Chip, 63 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,512 I-I'm very, very excited for you. 64 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,481 -I'm very impressed. (chuckles) -Well... 65 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,683 that means a lot... coming from you, Reverend. 66 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,585 -Thank you so much. So I guess, uh, done deal. -Okay. 67 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,354 -Thank you so much. -Okay, all right. 68 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,589 -And let me know if you ever need a CEO... -I will. 69 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,258 -...at the church. Great. -Yeah, yeah. 70 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,727 -Wonderful. (groans) -Mm-hmm. Oh... 71 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,201 -(chair clatters) -Got it. Shit! 72 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,239 (items clattering) 73 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,873 -Had a number two pencil... -Oh. 74 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,575 -Yeah, um... -There it is. 75 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,745 That's actually mine... I-it's okay. It's okay. 76 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,348 Yeah, abso-- whoa. 77 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,018 Monica? 78 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,620 CHRISTINE: They just leave the door open? 79 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,889 Well, you can do that in this neighborhood. Monica? 80 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,058 -Well, hello. Look at you! -Oh, Monica! 81 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,261 -Oh... -How are you? 82 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,762 ...it's so nice to see you. 83 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,063 Nice-- oh, and hi, hi, Dad. 84 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,598 -Hello. -Aw. 85 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,433 -Oh, good to see you, too. -You, too. 86 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,702 -I wish it was under better circumstances. -Well, 87 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,737 I think, for the moment, we have everything under control. 88 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,739 Then we'll just hear more about it in the morning, so... 89 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,375 (inhales sharply) ...in the meantime, 90 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:28,776 -let me grab your bags. -Okay. 91 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:29,943 'Cause I have the room all set up. 92 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,246 -Oh, how lovely. -Yeah. 93 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,582 Well, since we don't have a carpet emergency 94 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,116 until tomorrow, 95 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,819 why don't you put on something nice, honey? 96 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,321 What's up? Why? 97 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,055 It's a surprise. 98 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,057 Oh! 99 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,260 Ken! 100 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,763 (thudding) 101 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,837 Hello? 102 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,306 (thudding continues) 103 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,648 Okay, well, um... 104 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,755 Hello? 105 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,993 (boys laughing, chatting) 106 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,962 Hey! 107 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,531 -Go. Go. Go. -Hey, how did you kids 108 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:24,765 -get in here? -Shut up, 109 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,266 -old man. -Excuse me?! 110 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,001 I'm not an old man. 111 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,703 -(boys laugh) -Hey, guys, stop. Stop, stop, 112 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,039 stop. Hold on. 113 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,542 Listen, I'm cool. 114 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,677 I'm not that old. You know? 115 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,548 I'm in my mid-to-very-late 40s, and, uh... 116 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,716 But I was once your age. 117 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,652 So-so I get it. 118 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,887 I can relate. 119 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,556 School sucks. 120 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,190 It does. 121 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,326 Mom's always yelling at you. 122 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:55,496 "Turn that Sheryl Crow music down!" Right? 123 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,198 But I've improved myself. 124 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,900 I've picked myself up by the bootstraps. 125 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,069 I've been listening to these... these self-help tapes, 126 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,404 and I'd love to sit you fellas down 127 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,406 and maybe, you know, talk to you 128 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,907 about why you're acting out and... 129 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,742 -You're dumb. -(boys laugh) 130 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,210 Let's go. 131 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,244 Hey, nice tie. 132 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,580 Hey. Uh, hey, guys? 133 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,815 Hey, guys? 134 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,984 Just think about what I said! 135 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,692 (country song playing) 136 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,827 Hey, Carpet King. 137 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,195 -Hey, how are you, sir? -Good. 138 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,530 -Fine. Good to see you. -Good to see you. 139 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,098 Howdy, ma'am. 140 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,766 -Who's that, the mayor? -Oh, I don't know. 141 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,702 People just recognize me from the commercials. 142 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,837 Been doing them for so many years. 143 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,706 -Oh, so good. -Mmm. 144 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,574 -Enjoying it? -I love it. 145 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,510 -The music. The food. -Mmm. Mmm. 146 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,878 I can't believe you ordered snake. 147 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,747 -It's a rattler. -Mmm. 148 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,882 (chuckles) Have you tried 149 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,418 the-the buffalo? It's tasty. 150 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,952 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 151 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,187 -Oh. -Ken, is that you? 152 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:58,058 -Donna, it is so good to see you. -Oh! (chuckles) 153 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,292 KEN: Oh, my goodness, me. 154 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:00,961 -DONNA: Does this mean you're back? -Oh, no. 155 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,730 No, no, I'm just in town for a bit 156 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,698 to help the girls. Carpet stuff. 157 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,767 Damn. Thought we got you back. 158 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,436 -(Ken chuckles) -Denver's just not the same 159 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,271 -without its carpet king. -Aw. Oh, Christine. 160 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,240 This is my dear friend, Donna. 161 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,875 -Hi, Donna. -This is her place. 162 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,810 -Oh, I love it. -Oh, thank you. 163 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,612 -Oh, my goodness. It's so... -Thank you very much. 164 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,414 You have any boar? 165 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,815 (Ken and Donna laugh) 166 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,552 I've known Ken since the '70s. 167 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,420 -KEN: Mm-hmm. Oh! -Wow. 168 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,922 Christine is my beautiful bride-to-be. 169 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,924 -MRS. BASKETS: Oh. -DONNA: Are you kidding? 170 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,560 Well, that's amazing! 171 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,629 (chuckles): I never thought anybody would get him. 172 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,997 But you did it, finally. 173 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,332 I guess you could say I bagged him, Donna. 174 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,101 (laughter) 175 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,804 -Dinner's on us. -Oh, Donna. 176 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,507 I'm gonna send over a bottle of champagne. 177 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,275 Oh, how kind. 178 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,411 (clears throat) Well, Miss Baskets, 179 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,781 may I have this dance? 180 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:57,317 Bells toll at free home 181 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:02,322 And time a-runnin' around... 182 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,627 I feel like I'm in some sort of a fairy tale. 183 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,196 Maybe you are. 184 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,198 Be in that town... 185 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,479 Let me see these. 186 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,514 These beans are eight years old. 187 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,682 I have given you and your dad 188 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,618 a lot of Internet. Tell your dad 189 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,686 not one more megabyte of Internet 190 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,623 if he keeps bringing me expired beans. 191 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,625 My Lord. 192 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,326 -(keys clacking) -Dear diary, 193 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,362 had another encounter with the bean boy. 194 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,164 Oh, well, look who it is! 195 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,899 The mascot from the Men's Wearhouse. 196 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,536 Well, I'm running the rodeo without Mom now. 197 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,871 (exhales) You? 198 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,474 (sighs) I mean, if Mom wanted to destroy the rodeo, 199 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:57,244 she could've at least burned it down for the insurance money. 200 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,679 -Yeah. -That makes sense. 201 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,480 Hey, Dale, you have a lot of stuff here. 202 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,182 Do you have any barbed wire, chains, or locks 203 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,551 that I could borrow? 204 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,887 I have a lot of stuff here, yeah. Why? 205 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,355 Well, Reverend Kwon has rented the rodeo 206 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,823 for a youth conference for one night, 207 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,024 and they're having a talent show, 208 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,425 and I just wanted to beef up security. 209 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,361 Why? Was there an incident? 210 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,563 No. 211 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:16,930 Are you sure? 'Cause it sounds like 212 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,999 -there was a incident. -Well, okay, 213 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,433 some skater kids broke in last night 214 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,902 and they were just messing around. 215 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,704 Skater kids? 216 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,405 -Damn this youth culture. -Yeah, 217 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,274 -it's not a big deal, though. -Yeah, it is a big deal. 218 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,743 I know this Bakersfield trash and all they want to do 219 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,680 is take away the fun from these good Christian kids. 220 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,414 Yeah, I just wanted to secure the gates 221 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,416 -a little bit more, that's all. -I'll tell you what. 222 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,918 You're not very competent, right? 223 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,053 I think everybody can agree on that. 224 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,521 I'm gonna help you with these twerps. 225 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,624 -No, I-I don't, I don't need your help. -Listen. 226 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,126 I think I can help you, I mean, I'm trying to shift my life 227 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,228 a little bit, but I-I can't let the family business 228 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,462 just be this vulnerable. 229 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,131 All right? 230 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,366 And you're dealing with wild teenagers, 231 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:57,537 so you're gonna need a wild man to deal with them. 232 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,607 And I'll throw in the chains and the barbed wire 233 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,876 and the locks for free. Okay? 234 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,144 Deal? 235 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,313 -Okay. -Okeydokey. 236 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,582 See you at the rodeo. 237 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,784 (whispering): I'm looking forward to it. 238 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,088 Okay, where was I? 239 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,890 Oh, beans. 240 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,759 Does anybody have any white-out? 241 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,127 MAN: Yeah! White power! 242 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,230 No, I said white-out, not white power. 243 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,801 DALE: Hey, hey, hey, hey! 244 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,737 Watch out for the booby trap, please. 245 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,305 -What? What is all this? -It's a booby trap. 246 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,742 So what I have is a trip line there 247 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,678 and it's going right up to that pulley, that pulley takes it 248 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,980 to that pulley, and the rope goes all the way 249 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,083 to this box, and if you hit the trip wire there, 250 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,953 this cinder will come and smack you right in the face. 251 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,956 -(chuckles) -Dale, we're gonna catch them okay? 252 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,423 We're not gonna kill them. 253 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,959 Then why'd I bring all my guns? 254 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,862 I mean, this is a "stand your ground" situation. 255 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,197 Because we just want to teach them a lesson. 256 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,200 Teach them a lesson? Chip, you are naive. 257 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,602 The only lesson that these kids understand 258 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,304 is a cinderblock to the face. 259 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,605 (Dale chuckles) 260 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,775 Okay, I'll see you around, Dale. Have a good one. 261 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,846 (chuckles) Well, that would've hurt, wouldn't it have? 262 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,015 Yeah, that would've killed me. 263 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,986 What? Dale? 264 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,454 Oh, God! 265 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,390 Oh, those two. 266 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,458 -Well, we're here. -Oh! 267 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,395 -Oh, my God, you're a giant. -(Ken chuckles) 268 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,397 Is that even legal? 269 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,565 We're not talking total recall here? 270 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,501 No, no, no. We're a long way from recall. 271 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,636 Yeah. Don't even say recall, don't even speak that word. 272 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,706 I'll be just a minute, honey. 273 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,708 ("Making Eyes" by David Lawrence and Robert Chaney playing) 274 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,417 (sighs) 275 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,886 (grunts) Berber. 276 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,591 Private? Hmm. 277 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,232 (knocks on door) 278 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,040 KEN: Christine? 279 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,909 -Ken? -Ah. 280 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,544 -I'm snooping. -There you are. 281 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,680 -(both laugh) -Oh, what's all this? 282 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,615 Well, when I first got into the business, 283 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,051 I kind of held back 284 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,286 some of the high-end stuff for myself. 285 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,789 This is genuine Moroccan Alpaca. 286 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,591 I got it at Salt Lake at an auction in the '90s. 287 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,728 Auction? Kenny, you at an auction? Oh, my God. 288 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,297 Well, I mean, there is an art to it. 289 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,033 Yeah, the, uh, the home and business carpeting, 290 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,035 that's my bread and butter, but this? 291 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,371 Oh, this is my passion. That's why it's gonna be 292 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,373 -so hard to turn it loose. -Huh. 293 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,608 You know, I don't think the girls are gonna be able 294 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,812 to join us for lunch. They have so much to do here, 295 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,815 but we better get going. Gloria is probably almost there. 296 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,450 Gloria? Your ex-wife? 297 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,486 Oh, Christine, yeah, I forgot to tell you. 298 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,622 She heard we were in town and she really wanted to meet you. 299 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,292 So we better get going if we're gonna get there by 1:00. 300 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,795 -I'll meet you out front. -Okay. 301 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,564 The right purchase order...? 302 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,133 DALE: I've been staking the place for about an hour 303 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,602 and I can't find your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds. 304 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,605 -Where are the teenagers? -Dale, I don't know. I mean, 305 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,941 for all I know they-they-- I scared them off last night. 306 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,810 Now leave me alone. I've got some work to do 307 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,277 for the Youth Conference tomorrow. 308 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,913 Chip, when are you gonna take this stuff seriously? 309 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,348 I mean, there's been a breach, I think, here, 310 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,983 -and it's important that... -(metallic clang) 311 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,518 What was that? 312 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,653 Let me check the security camera. 313 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,322 You have surveillance on there? 314 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,792 Oh, look at this. 315 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,294 (chuckling): Oh, yeah, right where I want 'em. 316 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,695 Let's go get 'em. 317 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,298 -(spray painting) -(chuckling): Yeah. 318 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,335 I mean, what bothers me about it it's in broad daylight. 319 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,939 These Bakersfield kids have no couth. None. 320 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,507 -(boys laughing) -BOY: You like that? 321 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,877 -Okay, what's the plan? -The plan is, you wouldn't 322 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,512 let me bring my gun, so I had to go to the hen house 323 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,181 -to get some weaponry. Move. Move! -Dale! 324 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,317 Hey! How do you like your eggs, boys? Huh? 325 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,286 -Whoa! We got to go. -How do you like your eggs? 326 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,556 -You better run, you street urchins! Run! -Dale! 327 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,191 -(chuckling): Oh, yeah! -They're kids, Dale. 328 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,793 I'll strike you and your parents! 329 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,295 (chuckles): Oh! 330 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,796 What are you gonna do now, son? 331 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,698 Huh? You want to dance, do you? 332 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,367 -Do you want to dance? Huh? -Dale. 333 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,202 -Dale, put the eggs down. -Yeah. Oh. 334 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,236 Not now, Chip. 335 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,237 Whoa, there's two of 'em? 336 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,738 -(chuckles): Oh. Oh. -Dale. 337 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:26,840 -Come on, let's go! -(boys shouting) 338 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,342 -Move, Chip! -(groans) 339 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,145 -You better run! You pieces of shit! -Go, go, go, go! Go! Run! 340 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,247 (shouting indistinctly) 341 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,150 (quietly): Booby trap was a bust. 342 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,485 (sighs) 343 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,521 Well, you were no help, Chip! 344 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,689 That's for sure. 345 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,924 That's how it's done, son. 346 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:44,925 Right there. 347 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,894 -You okay? -Yeah. 348 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,929 Yeah. Yeah, Dale, I'm fine. 349 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,701 Well, this is war. 350 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,109 -(laughing) -(laughs) And that's when 351 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,111 you used to drag us every year on those ski trips. 352 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,745 -(laughs) -Oh, Monica and Ivy loved it. 353 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,014 Are you kidding? 354 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,216 They used to spend the entire day 355 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,618 with me in the lodge while he was out skiing. 356 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,054 He's a great skier. Did he tell you that? 357 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,056 -(exhales) -No. 358 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,391 I'll be back. Restroom. 359 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,393 You still do that. 360 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,562 He can't stand compliments. 361 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,231 -Mm. -(chuckles) 362 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,099 (sighs) 363 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,568 So, um... 364 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,904 (clears throat) How-how is... 365 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,907 the house coming along? 366 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,776 The house is fine. 367 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,546 You know, you can ask me anything. 368 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,782 I know you set this little rendezvous up. 369 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,918 -What-what do you mean? -I mean... 370 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:45,986 Well, he's gone to urinate. 371 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,420 Now you can ask me anything you want 372 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,256 about myself or why I'm here 373 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,759 or how I swooped in and took your... place. 374 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,761 Oh, no. No, no, no. 375 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,398 Christine, I'm-I'm sure Ken forgot to tell you 376 00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,933 that we were having lunch today. 377 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,136 (scoffs) That's just like Ken. 378 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,972 I-I'm so sorry, Christine. 379 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,608 I-I'm sure this must really be awkward for you. 380 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,811 Well, I thought-- I mean, I-I didn't know 381 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,246 why you'd want to meet me. 382 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,315 Well, I've heard so much about you. 383 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,419 And I really wanted you to know that there's absolutely no, 384 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,355 no bad blood at all between Ken and I. 385 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,424 We just didn't work as a couple. 386 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,693 We work great as friends. 387 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,028 But you? 388 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,297 You guys work great as a couple. 389 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,165 Oh. I'm so embarrassed. 390 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,433 Oh, don't be. 391 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,634 -Don't be. -Hmm. 392 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,036 I don't know. Just the other day, 393 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,038 I was in Bakersfield, and now I'm in Denver. 394 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,306 And I'm with the Carpet King 395 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,707 -and his ex-wife. -(chuckles) 396 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,475 And the air is so damn thin here, 397 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,111 -I can hardly think. -(laughs) 398 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,712 (both chuckle) 399 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,180 To think, I was gonna spray you 400 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,848 -with my pepper spray. -(chuckles) 401 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,218 (chuckles) Well, listen, I'm glad we cleared that up. 402 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,787 Well, I probably would have ended up spraying myself. 403 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,624 This, this meat could have used some more pepper. 404 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,492 (both laugh) 405 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,494 -You don't like the place? -There's no seasoning. 406 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:05,198 -Well, it's Denver. -Well, it's Denver. 407 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,201 Listen, I'm... I'm so glad to meet you. 408 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,171 -You really are lovely. -Thank you, Gloria. 409 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,207 Anyone he's willing to leave Denver for 410 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,542 has got to be amazing. 411 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,410 He loves it here. 412 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,879 Thank you. 413 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,349 DANIEL (in distance): Chip? 414 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,085 Hey, Chip? 415 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,719 Oh, hey! 416 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,755 Yes, oh, hi, Reverend Kwon, how are you, Father? 417 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,990 Things are great. Listen, um, 418 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,093 are we on track for the talent show tomorrow night? 419 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,095 Yeah. Everything's on track. 420 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,830 And nobody's gonna disturb the performances whatsoever. 421 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,332 Okay. Chip? 422 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,534 Big news: we're livestreaming this. 423 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,903 -Oh, I love a livestream. -(laughs): Yeah! 424 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,405 Listen, I got to get back there. 425 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,374 There's 2,000 kids tearing a hole 426 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,042 in an assistant youth pastor as we speak. 427 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,678 Uh, but, uh, I will see you tomorrow night, okay? 428 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,013 Okay. Thank you, Dad-- uh, Father. 429 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,083 Looks good. Keep it up! 430 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,618 -Oh, that cobbler. -Right? Um, you're welcome. 431 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,620 (sighs): Oh, I'll need that recipe. 432 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,523 -(chuckles) -Well, I'll-I'll be sure to fax it to you. 433 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,792 -(laughter) -CHRISTINE: Hey, girls, 434 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,728 what exactly is a carpet emergency? 435 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,263 Oh, it's the new stain repellent 436 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,864 on this low-pile industrial carpeting. 437 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,966 You know how they say that to get the stain up, 438 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,702 you just need to dab at the carpet? 439 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,804 -Yeah. -Well, when you dab this one, 440 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,272 it catches on fire. 441 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,774 -Oh. That's not good. -Right. 442 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,910 -Mm, no. Mm-mm. -KEN: Well, I just got off the phone 443 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,413 -with Hank at the distributors. -MONICA: Oh, don't even... 444 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,448 -Don't say nothing. -It looks like it's gonna be 445 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,817 a complete product recall. 446 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,086 -(sighing, groaning) -IVY: There goes my weekends for the next two months. 447 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,954 -MONICA: Yeah. -KEN: Christine, I'm sorry, but it looks like 448 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,957 we're gonna have to be in Denver a lot longer than I thought. 449 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,826 Oh. Well, yeah. 450 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,061 MONICA: Oh, well, you know, 451 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,564 this just means that we get to have you a little bit longer. 452 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,166 -(chuckles) -Yeah! 453 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,468 Daddy home. 454 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,071 (spray paint cans rattling) 455 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,241 -Dude, go, go, go, go! -Dude, come on, man! Let's go! 456 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,247 (skateboard scraping) 457 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,482 Hey, guys? Guys? 458 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,117 Look, I'm sorry to have to do this, 459 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,253 but you're gonna have to learn a lesson. 460 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,456 There's something called, you know, personal responsibility, 461 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,192 -and... -(laughter) -All right, bro. 462 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,793 (gate creaks) 463 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,596 Okay, who would like to get stabbed first? 464 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,598 -Knife! -Get out of here, ya punks! 465 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,100 CHIP: Dale, Dale, Dale-- Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale! Stop! 466 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,670 -Just let me stab the children! -Stop. Guys. Dale. 467 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,938 Dale. Come down, please. 468 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,707 -(panting) -DALE: You boys circumcised? 469 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,042 Or you got those hippy wieners? 470 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,611 -Huh? -We're sorry. 471 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,380 We know we shouldn't have broken in here. 472 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,382 We're just bored. Okay? There's nothing to do. 473 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,450 Okay, I'm sorry, guys. 474 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,819 You okay? 475 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,054 (sighs) All right, I have an idea. 476 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,390 Oh, God, what is it? 477 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,897 What the hell is this? Oh, Dale. 478 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,300 Ugh, I don't have time for this tonight. 479 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,170 -(sighs) -Sorry we have to stick around, Christine. 480 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,372 Oh, I understand. 481 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,474 It's okay. 482 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,643 Something's bothering you. 483 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,213 -No. -I swear, we-- 484 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,916 I, I will only be here one, two weeks, tops. 485 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,818 It's not that. 486 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,721 It's just that... 487 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,923 Is it worth it? 488 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,925 Is what worth it? 489 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,927 Moving to Bakersfield. 490 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,430 You've got your family, 491 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:27,400 you're the Carpet King, you practically know everybody. 492 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,838 And this city-- I mean, it's magical. 493 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,740 When I drove from the airport, 494 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,942 it looked we were coming into Oz. 495 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:40,112 (chuckles): Yeah, Denver is really a magical city, isn't it? 496 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,283 I mean, that's, uh, that's what I'm asking you, Ken. 497 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,085 Is it worth it? 498 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,456 Oh, Christine. 499 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:53,793 You are worth that and more. 500 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,730 -(sighs) -Thank you. 501 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:02,435 I think I saw Dale with a kn... a knife or... Oh. 502 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,605 Oh, yeah. Never mind. I don't know. 503 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,474 I don't know what I saw. 504 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,476 (both chuckle) 505 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,944 Oh, the Internet. 506 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,457 (laughter) 507 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,058 -Look at this. Not bad. -BOYS: Yeah! 508 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,394 Soon, I'll be doing one of those-- 509 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,061 what are they called? Half-pipe? 510 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,563 -(laughter) -This is a lot of good fun. 511 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,399 I'll get the hang of it. 512 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,900 -Oh... (chuckles) -Hey. 513 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,335 -What? -Dale, can I just... 514 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,936 Guys, I just wanted to say, uh... 515 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,672 it's a pleasure to know you, and uh, 516 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,276 good luck in your adult lives, and, uh, growing up to be men. 517 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,478 -DALE: Hear, hear. -BOYS: Cheers. 518 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,847 DANIEL: Keenan! Gerran! Esteban! Wha... 519 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,582 What are you doing? 520 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,117 Do you know how many people are looking for you? 521 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,186 You get back to the hotel right now! 522 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,524 Right now! I am calling your mothers! 523 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,359 DALE: Wait, wait, wait, wait. (chuckles) 524 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,927 You know those guys? 525 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,028 They're from "You Alive." 526 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,130 The-the conference? 527 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,633 -They're my kids. -Those are the kids from "You Alive"? 528 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,435 The-The youth conference thing? 529 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,170 They are 15 years old. 15. 530 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,474 15? Chip, you didn't tell me 531 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,509 -they were 15. -I-- I-I-I didn't... 532 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,678 I thought one of them looked old enough to be a doctor. 533 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,880 You guys are partying with minors. 534 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,350 That is a Class A felony. 535 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,685 Well, they were tagging up the-the stadium. 536 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,853 -Tagging up your place? -I mean... 537 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,287 (stammering) What do you want me-- I mean, 538 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,956 I just I was trying to compromise with them. 539 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,058 I was trying to show them that, you know, 540 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,661 -I was willing to work with... -DANIEL: Chip. 541 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,863 You have to grow up. 542 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,631 You have to-- You have to act your age. 543 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,368 -Okay? -(stammering) Sorry, I... 544 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,203 You have to get it together. 545 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,506 (Dale laughs) 546 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,207 (blows raspberries) 547 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,510 Thank you, Rev! 548 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,345 "You got to get it together!" 549 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,481 Well, he sounds like a lot of people in your life. 550 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,215 (chuckles) Doesn't he? 551 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,818 Oh, my God, you just got told off by an Asian preacher. 552 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,554 I've heard about everything now. 553 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,222 (laughs, sighs) 554 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,591 Dale, I'm sorry for dragging you into this. 555 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,325 I-I didn't know that... 556 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,395 Oh, don't worry about it, I'm having a blast. 557 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,063 Really? 558 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,065 That was a bad judgment call on my end. 559 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,934 I-I-I-I-I don't know what I was thinking. 560 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,904 Well, you were pretty good with those kids. You were, you know? 561 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,340 You're coming around, old boy. (chuckles) 562 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,343 (takes deep breath) You're a good CEO. 563 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,778 Thank you, Dale. 564 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,246 Hey, can you toss me another beer? 565 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,048 Yeah. You need another one of these. 566 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:32,084 This will take a load off. 567 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,586 (chuckles) You suck. 568 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,254 You should have caught that, that was right to you. 569 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,255 CHIP: I'll get it. 570 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,230 You really think I'm a good CEO? 571 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,265 Sure, you're a great CEO. I mean, I don't know 572 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,934 -what it means, but... -Thanks, Dale. 573 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,702 D'oh. (grunts) 574 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,607 I can't drive you to the hospital, Chip. 575 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,543 I'm too wasted. 576 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,277 Hey, Pastor Dan! 577 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,279 578 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,106 579 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,357 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH